Thursday, September 11, 2014
critnuke:

Tumblr mobile simulator for your desktop

critnuke:

Tumblr mobile simulator for your desktop

inspired by [x]

(Source: tirynsed)

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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thranduilsword:

durinsheart:

[xhonestly bilbo what were you even expecting

He didn’t, it was an Unexpected Journey.

(Source: azullions)

enerjax:

CORPSES :D

tigerphantom:

yogsquest 2 : aka a bunch of nerds playing the nerdiest game in existence

tigerphantom:

yogsquest 2 : aka a bunch of nerds playing the nerdiest game in existence

christaheiwajima17:

Sometimes I walk up like Mamrie…but other times i’m just Hannah…

Feminist: the person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes.

(Source: frostingpeetaswounds)

beyoursoldier:

lordwhat:

Fool proof.

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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(Source: mitsubishii)

norvillerogers:

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

norvillerogers:

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

(Source: bauks)

theyeezybakeoven:

jizzfrosti:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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did you even look at the last two

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

eviemichal20:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

I SUPPORT THIS 11766%